This is you, friend; we have a kind of close relationship; we haven't met in a while, and when I knocked on the door, I was greeted by you in sexy lingerie, and you were so desperate to take it off. It was fascinating! While I stand there staring at you like I've seen a naked girl for the first time, even though I've seen you totally naked 100s of times, you always hit me like I'm a horny 13-year-old who just figured out that he can Google search "naked girls."